What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
14.06.2025 07:14
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
What is the difference between the terms "Millennials" and "kids"?
Everyone loved it.
No, not a chance
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So they tried
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Nuts and Butts
What's an uncomfortable truth you've learned to accept?
Freaks and Cheeks
Catatonics & High Colonics
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Why are black people harassed more by police officers?
Then came..
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
They put up a sign reading
What makes cars from companies like Dacia or BYD appealing compared to Tesla, especially in Europe?
Minds and Behinds
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”
share office space ...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
How do I develop the patience to read books?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No go.
Thumbs down again.
Still no good.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So, the docs changed it to read
Are judges being lenient on hard criminals?
Still no good
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Next, they tried...
No way
Hysterias & Posteriors
Just Forget it!